Alf White (b.1998) is a London based performance artist, visual poet and humorist whose work explores the nexus of gender, batik, potions, speeding, numismatics, indoor smoking, outdoor intimacy, rural trespassing and petty theft. White has recently returned from a two-day residency at the Artisa Cafe, Brighton, where along with Hugh Hurley they presented Aviary Tales: Whisper into My Arse as part of the Brighton Fringe Festival.